stupid, story really.
see, i went to elementary school with her & everyone made a big deal because she was, "heidi blanch, the girl that had the perfect baby teeth that never needed to fall out".
barf. who the hell gives a
what the
anyway, she made it to sophomore year.
by now her reputation of the teeth had grown to epic proportions.
student council. yearbook editor.
she was already predicted to be our junior AND senior prom queen. (apparently, that's unheard of or like, impossible by all given school law?? what the
so sophomore year. one day, she was all, rolling on the praise & ego masturbation of the usual lunch room
like a, i'm gonna hit you in the face like a dude hits a dude,...in her face!
i've never heard silence truly before, until that moment.
10 seconds..9...8...7...6...5,4....3....2....1..
then heidi blanch ruined the whole beautiful moment by letting out the most godawful sound i've ever heard from a human or livestock.
she lost it all that day.
she finished our sophomore year as the yearbook editor.
but in the summer in between that & our junior year, she got lost.
didn't see her much & started hearing stories about other people not seeing her much & nobody really knew what had happened to her.
some say she got pregnant & moved to a boarding school in alaska to raise her baby & still get an education.
others, say she flipped out & lost her mind & one day her mother found in her room when she got home from work & heidi had shaved her head & was pulling her teeth out with a pair of red handled needle nose pliers, so they locked her in the loony bin.
who knows?
but i never saw her again after that summer.
she probably just moved to another city & to save the embarrassment of facing that fatal moment when her throne dissolved, she separated herself & didn't have to say goodbye. that's what i would have done.
for sure.
especially, if i were heidi blanch.
the girl that had the perfect baby teeth that never needed to fall out.
what the, hell....?
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